The Wolf Man comes home one day from a long day at the office.
"How was work, dear?" his wife asks.

"Listen! I don't want to talk about work!" he shouts.

"Okay. Would you like to sit down and eat a nice home cooked meal?"
she asks nicely.

"Listen!" he shouts again. "I'm not hungry! I don't wanna eat! All
right! Is that all right with you? Can I come home from work and
just do my own thing without you forcing food own my throat? Huh?"

At this moment, the wolf man started growling, and throwing things
around the apartment in a mad rage. Looking out the window, his wife
sees a full moon and says to herself, "Well, I guess it's that time
of the month."