A man decides to take the opportunity, while his wife is away,
to paint the toilet seat. The wife comes home sooner than
expected, sits, and gets the seat stuck to her rear. She is
distraught about this and asks her husband to drive her to the
doctor. She puts on a large overcoat and they go.

When they get to the doctor's, the man lifts his wife's coat to
show their predicament. The man asks, "Doctor, have you
ever seen anything like this before?"

"Well yes," the doctor replies, "but not framed like that."