Skating Rink
Bill and Dale built a skating rink in the middle
of a pasture. One day a shepherd leading his
flock decided to take a shortcut across the rink.
The sheep, however, were afraid of the ice and
wouldn't cross it. Desperate, the shepherd began
tugging them to the other side.
"Look at that," remarked Bill to Dale.
"That guy is trying to pull the wool over our ice!"