A man and his wife were having some problems at home and
were giving each other the silent treatment.

The next week the man realized that he would need his wife
to wake him at 5.00am for an early flight to Sydney. Not
wanting to be the first to break the silence, he finally
wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5.00am".

The next morning the man woke up, only to discover it was
9.00am, and that he had missed his flight.

Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't
awakened him when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed....
it said..."It is 5:00am, wake up!" Marge