One day this rich guy was having a party at his house.
He was loaded, and he had everything; money, a big house
in Beverly Hills, girls, cars, planes; anything
he wanted. The guy was also a little eccentric, and
he had filled his pool with crocodiles. So there he
was, he and his friends all standing around drinking,
and partying next to the pool.
The guy gets up on the lifeguard tower and all his friends
look up. He calls for silence and says, "OK, the first
person that swims across my pool will get all my money."
No one moves. The guy looks over the crowd, sips on his
drink and says, "OK, the first person that swims
across my pool gets all my money and my house."
Still no one moves. "OK then, the first person that
swims across my pool gets all my money, my house and
all my cars and planes, stocks & bonds, everything I own."
Still, no one moves, not even a eye blinks this time.
"OK then, all my money, my house, all my cars, all my
planes, all my property, all my stocks and bonds and
investments and all the girls you can handle; everything I own."
"Splash!" Someone's in the pool. Crocodiles are all
over him, but he rolls over like Tarzan, he's all over
the place, fighting and dodging. Finally he gets out
of the pool on the other side. The rich guy on the tower
jumps down and runs over to him.
"That was incredible! I never thought that I would ever
see that done. Do you want the money ?"
"I don't want the money."
"Do you want the house ?"
"I don't want the house."
"Do you want the cars and planes ? "
"I don't want the cars or planes."
"Do you want the bonds, stocks and stuff now ?"
"Nah, you can keep all that stuff."
The rich guy looks at him confused and says "Then, what the heck
do you want?!?!"
The swimmer replied, "All I want is the creep that pushed me in."