A 100 year old man was having a big birthday party
at his nursing home. A TV crew was there to interview
the man on this special day.

"Please tell our audience how you managed to live so
long," as the reporter.

"Well, I don't ever drink and I've never smoked," replied
the old geezer. "And, I make it a point to stay away
from wild women."

Just then, there was a loud shriek in the hall. The crew
turned to see a nurse run by, followed by an agile looking,
older man. The older man carried a foul smelling cigar
in one hand and a glass of whiskey in the other. As he
ran by, he paused for a moment, looked at the crowd
and let out a hardy, "He, he, he!" and then continued
his pursuit.

"What was that all about?" asked the astonished reporter.

Replied the old geezer, "Please excuse my father - he
gets carried away sometimes!"