Quote from a recent meeting: "We are going to continue
having these meetings, everyday, until I find out why no
work is getting done".

Quote from the Boss... "I didn't say it was your fault. I
said I was going to blame it on you."

A motivational sign at work: The beatings will continue
until morale improves.

A direct quote from the Boss: "We passed over a lot of good
people to get the ones we hired."

My Boss frequently gets lost in thought. That's because
it's unfamiliar territory.

My Boss said to me " What you see as a glass ceiling, I
see as a protective barrier."

My Boss needs a surge protector. That way his mouth
would be buffered from surprise spikes in his brain.

I thought my Boss was an idiot, and quit, to work for
myself. My new Boss is an idiot, too ... but at least I
respect him.

He's given automobile accident victims new hope for
recovery. He walks, talks and performs rudimentary
tasks, all without the benefit of a SPINE.

Some people climb the ladder of success. My Boss
walked under it.

Quote from the Boss after overriding the decision of a
task force he created to find a solution: " I'm sorry if I
ever gave you the impression your input would have any
effect on my decision for the outcome of this project!"

HR Manager to job candidate "I see you've had no
computer training. Although that qualifies you for upper
management, it means you're under-qualified for our entry
level positions."

Quote from telephone inquiry "We're only hiring one
summer intern this year and we won't start interviewing
candidates for that position until the Boss' daughter
finishes her summer classes."