To make it possible for everyone to attend church on Sunday, we are
proposing to have a special 'No Excuse Sunday.'

1. Cots will be placed in the foyer for those who say,'Sunday is my
only day to sleep in.'

2. They will have steel helmets for those who say, 'The roof will
cave in if I ever came to church.'

3. Blankets will be furnished for those who say it is too cold and
fans for those who say it is too hot.

4.There will be hearing aids for those who say, 'The paster speaks
too softly,' and cotton for those who say, 'He preaches too
loudly.'

5 Scorecards will be available for those who wish to list the
hypocrites present.

6. Some relatives will be in attendance for those who like to
go visiting on Sunday.

7. There will be TV dinners for those who can't go to church and
cook dinner too.

8. Golf clubs will be available for practice swings for those who
like to golf on Sunday.