The blonde had been married about a year when
one day the she came running up to her husband
jumping for joy. Not knowing how to react, the
husband started jumping up and down along with
her. "Why are we so happy?" he asked.
She said, "Honey, I have some really great news for you!"
"Great" he said, "tell me what you're so happy about."
She stopped breathless from all the jumping up
and down. "I'm pregnant!" she gasped.
The husband was ecstatic as they had been trying
for a while. He grabbed her, kissed her, and
started telling her how wonderful it was, and that
he couldn't be happier.
Then she said "Oh, honey there's more."
"What do you mean more?", he asked.
"Well we are not having just one baby, we are going
to have TWINS!"
Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting
pregnant, he asked her how she knew.
"It was easy" she said, "I went to the pharmacy and
bought the 2 pack home pregnancy test kit and both
tests came out positive!"