Shopping tip: You can get shoes for 85 cents at bowling
alleys.

After all is said and done, usually more is said than done.

I am a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I am perfect.

No one ever says "It's only a game," when their team is
winning.

If carrots are so good for the eyes, how come I see so many
dead rabbits on the highway?

Marriage changes passion ... suddenly you're in bed with a
relative.