When a physician remarked on a new patient's extraordinarily ruddy
complexion, the patient replied, "High blood pressure, Doc. It comes
from my family."

"Your mother's side or your father's?" The Doctor asked.

"Neither," he replied. "It's from my wife's family."

"Oh, come now," the Doctor said. "How could your wife's family give
you high blood pressure?"

He sighed. "You oughta meet 'em sometime, Doc!"