The mother of a problem child was advised by a psychiatrist,
"You are far too upset and worried about your son. I am
going to give you a prescription for some tranquillizers
that I want you to start taking regularly."

On her next visit the psychiatrist asked, "Have the
tranquilizers calmed you down any?"

"Oh, yes," the mother answered. "They do wonders for me!"

"And how is your son now?" he asked.

"Who cares?!" she replied.