I like hunting fossils, a hobby that isn't exactly my wife's
favorite. On one excursion, I found the petrified bones of a
squirrel-like mammal. When I brought them home and told my
wife what they were, she squelched my excitement.

"I've heard of many a squirrel bringing a nut home," she remarked,
"but this is the first time I've heard of a nut bringing a squirrel
home."

-- Contributed to Reader's Digest