A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in and
informs the dad that his son was born without torso, arms or legs.

The son is just a head! But the dad loves his son and raises him as
well as he can, with love and compassion. After 21 years, the son is
old enough for his first drink. Dad takes him to the bar and tearfully
tells the son he is proud of him. Dad orders up the biggest, strongest
drink for his boy. With all the bar patrons looking on curiously and
the bartender shaking his head in disbelief, the boy takes his first
sip of alcohol.

Swoooop! A torso pops out! The bar is dead silent; then bursts into
a whoop of joy. The father, shocked, begs his son to drink again.
The patrons chant "Take another drink"! The bartender still shakes
his head in dismay.

Swoooop! Two arms pop out. The bar goes wild. The father, crying
and wailing, begs his son to drink again. The patrons chant "Take
another drink"! The bartender ignores the whole affair. By now the
boy is getting tipsy, and with his new hands he reaches down, grabs
his drink and guzzles the last of it. Swoooop! Two legs pop out.

The bar is in chaos. The father falls to his knees and tearfully
thanks God. The boy stands up on his new legs and stumbles to the
left.... then to the right.... right through the front door, into
the street, where a truck runs over him and kills him instantly.
The bar falls silent. The father moans in grief.

The bartender sighs and says, "That boy should have quit while he
was a head."