Dreams
A man went into his shrink's office and says, "Doc, you have got to
help me! Every night I keep dreaming that I'm a sports car. The
other night I dreamed I was a Trans Am. Another night I dreamed I
was an Alpha Romeo. Last night I dreamed I was a Porsche. What
does this mean?"
"Relax," says the shrink, "You're just having an auto-body
experience."