In a fancy restaurant in Columbia, a Yuppie
started to choke on a bone. A man rushed
over, reassured the Yuppie that he was going
to be all right and identified himself as a doctor.
He performed the Heimlich Maneuver. The
bone popped out.

As the man's breath & voice returned he said,
"I'm ever so grateful doctor, how can I ever
repay you?"

The doctor smiled and said, "I'll settle for
one-tenth of what you were willing to pay
while you were choking."