Courageous Cowboy at Pearly Gates

A Texas Cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly gates.

Have you ever done anything of particular merit?' St Peter asked.

'Well, I can think of one thing,' the cowboy offered.

'Once, on a trip to the Black Hills in South Dakota , I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker, smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground.' I yelled, 'Now back off!! Or I'll kick the crap out of all of you!!'

St. Peter was impressed, 'When did this happen?'

'"About 10 minutes ago"