A father is In church with three of his young children, including
his five-year-old daughter.
As was customary, he sat in the very front row so that the children
could properly witness the service.
During this particular service, the minister was performing the
baptism of a tiny infant. The five-year-old was taken by the whole
procedure of pouring water over the infant's head...
With a quizzical look on her face, the little girl turned to her
father and whispered, "Daddy, why is he brainwashing that baby?