A Driver had just totaled her car in a horrific accident.
Miraculously, she managed to pry herself from the wreckage without
a scratch and was applying fresh lipstick when the state trooper
arrived. 'My God!" the trooper gasped. "Your car looks like an
accordion that was stomped on by an elephant. Are you OK ma'am?"
"Yes, officer, I'm just fine" the lady chirped." Well, how in the
world did this happen?" the officer asked as he surveyed the wrecked
car. "Officer, it was the strangest thing!" the lady began. "I was
driving along this road when from out of nowhere this TREE pops up
in front of me. So I swerved to the right, and there was another tree!
I swerved to the left and there was ANOTHER tree! I swerved to the
right and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was ...."
Oh, ma'am", the officer said, cutting her off, "There isn't a tree on
this road for 30 miles. That was your air freshener swinging back and
forth."