Do you know why they are called udders? When
you are about to milk the cow, first you grab one,
then you grab the udder one...

Deep Cow Thoughts: If you tell a cow a joke, and
she finds it funny... Will milk come out her nose?

Seen on a Bumper Sticker: "Montana - At least, our
cows are sane!"

Trigonometry for farmers: swine and cowswine.

Why were the cows mad at their farmer?
He had no consideration for the feelings of udders.

What do get from a cow with no back legs?
Dragon Milk.

What do you get from a cow with no legs?
Ground Beef.

A Norwich Union customer collided with a cow.
The following answers were given to the questions
on the claim form:
Q: What warning was given by you?
A: Horn
Q: What warning was given by the other party?
A: Moo