One fine day, a bus driver went to the bus garage, started his bus,
and drove off along the route. No problems for the first few stops.
A few people got on, a few got off, and things went generally well.
At the next stop, however, a big hulk of a guy got on. Six feet
eight, built like a wrestler, arms hanging down to the ground. He
glared at the driver and said, "Big John doesn't pay!" and sat down
at the back. Did I mention that the driver was five three, thin,
and basically meek? Naturally, he didn't argue with Big John, but
he wasn't happy about it.

The next day the same thing happened. Big John got on again, made a
big show of refusing to pay, and sat down. And the next day, and
the one after that, and so forth. This grated on the bus driver,
who started losing sleep over the way Big John was taking advantage
of him.

Finally, he could stand it no longer. He signed up for body
building courses, karate judo, and all that good stuff. By the end
of the summer, he had become quite strong; what's more, he felt
really good about himself. So on the next Monday, when Big John once
again got on the bus and said, "Big John doesn't pay!," the driver
stood up, glared back at the passenger, and screamed "AND WHY
NOT?!?!" With a surprised look on his face, Big John replied, "Big
John has a bus pass."