A father was approached by his small son, who told him proudly.
"I know what the word 'Bible' means!"

His father smiled and replied..... "What do you mean, you 'know
what the word Bible means'?"

The son replied, "I mean I figured out what the word stands
for!"

"Okay," said his father. "So, Son, what does the word 'Bible'
stand for?"

"That's easy, Daddy..." said the boy, "It stands for 'Basic
Information Before Leaving Earth'."