All too rarely, airline attendants make an effort to make the
in-flight "safety lecture" and their other announcements a bit
more entertaining.

Here are some real examples that have been heard or reported:

On a Continental Flight with a very "senior" flight attendant
crew, the pilot said, "Ladies and gentlemen, we've reached
cruising altitude and will be turning down the cabin lights.
This is for your comfort and to enhance the appearance of your
flight attendants."

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On landing, the stewardess said, "Please be sure to take all of
your belongings. If you're going to leave anything, please make
sure it's something we'd like to have."

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There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4
ways out of this airplane"

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"Thank you for flying Delta Business Express. We hope you
enjoyed giving us the business as much as we enjoyed taking
you for a ride."