A man was trying to pull out of a parking place but bashed the
bumper of the parked car in front of him. Witnessed by a handful
of pedestrians waiting for a bus, the driver got out, inspected
the damage, and proceeded to write a note to leave on the windshield
of the car he had hit.

The note read:
"Hello. I have just hit your car, and there are some
people here watching me who think that I am writing
this note to leave you my name, phone number,
and driver's license number, but I am not."