The San Francisco Zoo has an elephant, named Calle. It seems that
Calle has a chronic illness which requires daily medication. The
zoo people couldn't get Calle to take her dose orally, so a
pharmacologist developed a suppository for her.

The 10-inch-long, four-pound, cocoa-butter bullets are crafted by
the good folks at Guittard Chocolates in Burlingame, California.

Administering the DAILY medication takes five zoo workers, including
one person to distract Calle with treats and one person who wears
a full-arm glove.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT ALL THIS MEANS?

It was George the Mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the
mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood. When he arrived at
the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family there, who
roundly and soundly congratulated him and sent him on his way with a tidy gift
envelope. At the second house they presented him with a box of fine cigars. The
folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific fishing lures. At
the fourth house he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful woman in a

A young Technician and his General Manager board a train headed
through the mountains on its way to Wichita. They can find no
place to sit except for two seats right across the aisle from
a young woman and her grandmother.

After a while, it is obvious that the young woman and the young
tech are interested in each other, because they are giving each
other looks.

Soon the train passes into a tunnel and it is pitch black. There
is a sound of a kiss followed by the sound of a slap. When the
train emerges from the tunnel, the four sit there without saying

Never give me work in the morning.
Always wait until 4:00 and then bringit to me.
The challenge of a deadline is refreshing.

If it's really a rush job, run in and interrupt me
every 10 minutes to inquire how it's going.
That helps. Or even better, hover behind me, advising me at every keystroke.

Always leave without telling anyone where you're going.
It gives me a chance to be creative when someone asks where you are.

If my arms are full of papers, boxes, books, or supplies,
don't open the door for me.
I need to learn how to function as a paraplegic