One night at an economy motel, I ordered a 6:00 a.m. wake-up call.
The next morning, I awoke before 6:00, but the phone did not ring
until 6:30.

"Good morning," a young man said sheepishly. "This is your wake-up
call."

Annoyed, I let the hotel worker have it. "You were supposed to call
me at 6:00 AM!" I complained. "What if I had a million-dollar deal
to close this morning, and your oversight made me miss out on it?"

"Well, sir," the desk clerk quickly replied, "if you had a million-
dollar deal to close, you probably wouldn't be staying in this motel!"