A customer wanted to ask his attractive waitress for a date. but
couldn't get her attention. When he was able to catch her eye,
she quickly looked away. Finally he followed her into the
kitchen and blurted out his invitation. To his amazement she
readily consented. He said, "Why have you been avoiding me
all this time? You wouldn't even make eye contact."

"Oh," replied the waitress," I thought you wanted more coffee."