Yesterday, I had a near death experience that has changed me forever.

I went horseback riding. Everything was going fine until the horse
started bouncing out of control. I tried with all my might to hang
on, but was thrown off.

Just when things could not possibly get worse, my foot got caught
in the stirrup. When this happened, I fell head first to the ground.

My head continued to bounce harder as the horse did not stop or even
slow down. Just as I was giving up hope and losing consciousness,
the WalMart manager came and unplugged it.