A well-dressed businessman got into a Manhattan cab and asked to be
taken to LaGuardia airport. While stuck in traffic, the businessman
leaned forward and said, "How's your spirit of adventure?"
"What do you mean?" "Well, I have to be in Chicago for a meeting, but
the thought of flying there just bores me. Why not drive me there? The
meeting will last only an hour. I'll pay the gas, tolls, your hotel
room, meals, and then you can drive me back tomorrow." The driver said,
"Sure, why not?!" and off they went. They motored through Jersey,