A skeleton walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Give me
a beer and a mop."

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What does a skeleton say when he wants to eat?
-Bone appetit!

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A man went to visit his doctor. "Doc, my arm hurts bad. Can
you check it out please?" the man pleads.

The doctor rolls up the man's sleeve and suddenly hears
the arm talk. "Hello, Doctor; says the arm. "Could you lend
me twenty bucks please? I'm desperate!"

"Aha!'' says the doctor.

''I see the problem. Your arm is broke!"