- rough condition... too bad to lie about

- parts car... beyond repair

- immaculate... recently washed

- engine quiet... if you use 90-weight oil

- needs minor overhaul... needs engine

- needs major overhaul... Phone the junkyard

- burns no oil... (it all leaks out)

- rebuilt engine... Cleaned the spark plugs.

- Drive it away... I live on a hill.

- Drive it anywhere... (within 10 miles)

- desirable classic... No one wants it.

- rare classic... No one wanted it even when it was new.

- stored 20 years... (in a farmer's field)

Pete and Gladys were looking at a new living room suite
in the furniture store. Pete says to the salesman, "We
really like it, but I don't think we can afford it."

The salesman says, "You just make a small down payment...
then you don't make another payment for six months."

Gladys wheeled around with her hands on her hips and
says, "Who told you about us?"