Years ago, some bank robbers in Montreal
committed the deed, then turned their car
around to go home. Trouble was they backed
the car into a snow bank and left a perfect
imprint of their license number. Cops met
them at home.

A gang of robbers broke into a lawyer's club
by mistake. The old legal lions gave them a
fight for their life and their money. The gang
was very happy to escape.

"It ain't so bad," one crook noted. "We got
$25 between us."

The boss screamed: "I warned you to stay clear
of lawyers! We had $100 when we broke in!"

We hope he followed his mother's advice and made sure he
didn't leave home with dirty underwear.

Bonehead award six goes to a man in Laurel, Mississippi who
held up a convenience store at gunpoint while wearing a pair
of underwear on his head to hide his identity.