A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab
driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why is he staring
and he replies, "I have a question to ask you but I don't wan't
to offend you."

She answers, "My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you're
as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a
chance to see and hear just about everything, I'm sure that there's
nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."

"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."

A Bible study group was discussing the unforeseen possibility of
sudden death. "We will all die some day," the leader of the
discussion said, "and none of us really knows when, but if we did
we would all do a better job of preparing ourselves for that
inevitable event." Everybody nodded their heads in agreement with
this comment.

"What would you do if you knew you only had 4 weeks of life
remaining before your death, before your Great Judgment Day?" the
leader asked the group.

"For those 4 weeks, I would go out into my community and minister

Two good Catholic boys passed an Episcopalian minister. At
the sight of the reversed collar, one of them automatically said,
"Hello, Father."

The other boy elbowed him in the ribs. "He's no Father you
dummy, said the second youth, "He's married and got three
kids!"

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said
it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because, even
though they were very large mammals, their throat was very small. The
little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. The teacher
reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah." The
teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied,
"Then you ask him."