One night, a torrential rain soaked South Louisiana; the next
morning the resulting floodwaters came up about 6 feet into
most of the homes there.

Mrs. Boudreaux was sitting on her roof with her neighbor, Mrs.
Thibodaux, waiting for help to come.

Mrs. Thibodaux noticed a lone baseball cap floating near the
house. Then she saw it float far out into the front yard, then
float all the way back to the house; it kept floating away from
the house, then back in.

Her curiosity got the best of her, so she asked Mrs. Boudreaux,

"Relationships are hard. It's like a full time job, and
we should treat it like one. If your boyfriend or girlfriend
wants to leave you, they should give you two weeks' notice.
There should be severance pay, and before they
leave you, they should have to find you a temp."
--- Bob Ettinger

"My Mom said she learned how to swim when
someone took her out in the lake and
threw her off the boat. I said, 'Mom, they
weren't trying to teach you how to swim.'"
--- Paula Poundstone

"Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant??