-- The later you stay up, the earlier your child will
wake up the next morning.
-- For a child to become clean, something else must
become dirty.
---Toys multiply to fill any space available.
---The longer it takes you to make a meal, the less
your child will like it.
---Yours is always the only child who doesn't behave.
---If the shoe fits...it's expensive.
---The surest way to get something done is to tell a
child not to do it.
---The gooier the food, the more likely it is to end up
on the carpet.
---Backing the car out of the driveway causes your