Charlie had a massive heart attack and died. His body was delivered to the
mortuary. He had been wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit at
the time of his demise, so he really looked wonderful, considering the
circumstances.

His wife went to the funeral home to make the final arrangements for his
interment. She spoke to the mortician about what her husband would be wearing.
The mortician pointed out that the man looked really nice in the black suit
he was wearing, and that frankly it would be easier and less expensive to
leave him dressed as he was.