Two monkeys walk into a bar and order a couple of beers. The barman had
never served monkeys before so he was a little taken aback. He decides to
consult with his manager, so runs up to the upper office to speak with
Ian.
"Ian! There are two monkeys downstairs ordering beers! What do I do?".
Ian: "Serve them you idiot. Oh, but wait: monkeys are stupid, so charge
them twice the price. They won't know the difference."
The barman goes back down to the bar, serves up the beer, and charges the
monkeys double. Later in the evening, the monkeys are still nursing the

A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and
passenger had been killed.

As he looked upon the wreckage a little monkey came out of the brush
and hopped around the crashed car.

The officer looked down at the monkey and said,

"I wish you could talk."

The monkey looked up at the officer and nodded his head up and down.

"You can understand what I'm saying?" asked the officer.

Again, the monkey nodded his head up and down.

"Well, did you see this?"

"Yes," motioned the monkey.

"What happened?"