A very flat-chested woman finally decided she needed a bra and
set out to the mall in search of one in her size.
She entered an upscale department store and approached the
saleslady in lingerie, "Do you have a size 28AAAA bra?"

The clerk haughtily replied in the negative, so she left the
store and proceeded to another department store where
she is rebuffed in much the same manner.

After a third try at another department store in the mall, she
had become disgusted. Leaving the mall, she drove to K-Mart.