A student was heading home for the holidays.
When she got to the airline counter, she
presented her ticket to New York. And as she
gave the agent her luggage, she made the
smart ass remark, "I'd like you to send my
green suitcase to Hawaii, and my red suitcase
to London."

The confused agent said, "I'm sorry, we can't
to that."

"Really? I am so relieved to hear you say that
because, that's exactly what you did to my luggage
last year!"