LOVE: When you write poems about your partner.
LUST: When all you write is your phone number.
MARRIAGE: When all you write is checks.

LOVE: When your eyes meet across a crowded room.
LUST: When your tongues meet across a crowded room.
MARRIAGE: When you lose your child in a crowded room.

LOVE: When your heart flutters every time you see them.
LUST: When your groin twitches every time you see them.
MARRIAGE: When your wallet empties every time you see them.

LOVE: When you have concern for your partner's feelings.

If you love something, set it free. If it comes back to you,
it is yours... If it doesn't, it was never meant to be.

But, if it just sits in your living room, messes up your stuff,
eats your food, takes your money, and doesn't appear to realize
that you've set it free..... You either married it or gave birth
to it.

"What do you love most about me," a husband asked his wife, "my
tremendous athletic ability or my superior intellect?"

"What I love most about you,"
responded the man's wife, "is your enormous sense of humor."