An older lady was somewhat lonely and decided she needed a pet to
keep her company........ So off to the pet shop she went......

She searched and searched. Nothing seemed to catch her interest,
except this ugly frog...... As she walked by the jar he was in,
she looked and he winked at her......

He whispered , "IM LONELY TOO, BUY ME AND YOU WONT BE SORRY."

The old lady figured....WHAT THE HECK, she hadn't found anything
else.

She bought the frog and put him in the car........

Driving down the road the frog whispered to her "KISS ME AND YOU

A young Technician and his General Manager board a train headed
through the mountains on its way to Wichita. They can find no
place to sit except for two seats right across the aisle from
a young woman and her grandmother.

After a while, it is obvious that the young woman and the young
tech are interested in each other, because they are giving each
other looks.

Soon the train passes into a tunnel and it is pitch black. There
is a sound of a kiss followed by the sound of a slap. When the
train emerges from the tunnel, the four sit there without saying