Mary was discussing the various aspects and possible outcome of
the Insurance policy with the clerk at the Insurance Agency.
During the discussion, she asked. "Suppose I take the life
insurance for my husband today and tomorrow he dies? What will
I get?

The clerk eyed her suspiciously and replied " A Life Sentence"

A man went on a ski trip, and was knocked unconscious by the chair
lift. He called his insurance company from the hospital, but it
refused to cover his injury.

"Why is the injury not covered?" he asked.

"You got hit in the head by a chair lift," the insurance rep said.
"That makes you an idiot, and we consider that a pre-existing
condition."

An insurance salesman was trying to persuade
a housewife that she should take out life insurance.
"Suppose your husband were to die," he said,
"What would you get?"

The housewife thought for a while, and then
said, "Oh, a parrot, I think. Then the house
wouldn't seem so quiet."