While a Texan was busily preparing for the first day
of deer hunting season, his wife started nagging that
he never asked her to go along. After several hours
of arguments, the wife won.

That next morning they drove out to the country,
and he placed his wife in a tree about 100 yards from
his blind. Just as the hunter reached the blind, he
heard a loud bang coming from the wife's position.

As he ran up to her, he saw that she was holding her
gun on a man nearby and shouting, "It's my deer!
Get away from it!! The sheepish-looking stranger just