You've come to the annoying realization that your parents were right
about almost everything.

The bag boy volunteers to help load groceries into your car-in the
"ten items or less" lane.

You've stopped supporting your children, and started supporting your
parents.

You've found yourself discussing the weather.

You remember your kid's names, just not always the right one.

You have nightmares about forgetting to move the garbage cans to the
street for the garbage collector.

Your high school yearbook is now home to three different species of
mold.

Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will
avoid you.