A funeral service is being held for a woman who has just passed
away. At the end of the service, the pallbearers are carrying
the casket out when they accidentally bump into a wall, jarring
the casket.

They hear a faint moan! They open the casket and find that the
woman is actually alive! She lives for ten more years, and then
dies.

Once again, a ceremony is held, and at the end of it, the pall-
bearers are again carrying out the casket. As they carry the
casket towards the door, the husband cries out: "Watch that wall!"

Ol' Fred had been a faithful Christian and was in the
hospital, near death. The family called their preacher
to stand with them.

As the preacher stood next to the bed, Ol' Fred's
condition appeared to deteriorate and he motioned
frantically for something to write on.

The pastor lovingly handed him a pen and a piece of
paper, and Ol' Fred used his last bit of energy to scribble
a note, then he died.

The preacher thought it best not to look at the note at
that time, so he placed it in his jacket pocket. At the