A woman went into a store to buy her husband a pet for his birthday.
After looking around, she found that all the pets were very expensive.
She told the clerk she wanted to buy a pet, but she didn't want to spend a fortune.
'Well,' said the clerk, 'I have a very large bullfrog. They say it's been trained to give blowjobs!'
'Blow jobs!' the woman replied.
It hasn't been proven but we've sold 30 of them this month and none were returned,' he said
The woman thought it would be a great gag gift, and what if it's true...no more blow jobs for her!
She bought the frog.

A computer programmer happens across a frog in the road. The frog pipes
up, "I'm really a beautiful princess and if you kiss me, I'll hang out
with you for a week". The programmer shrugs his shoulders and puts the
frog in his pocket.
A few minutes later, the frog says "OK, OK, if you kiss me, I'll be your
girlfriend for a week". The programmer nods and puts the frog back in his
pocket.

A few minutes later, "Turn me back into a princess and I'll be your
girlfriend for a whole year!". The programmer smiles and walks on.

Why are frogs so happy?
They eat whatever bugs them!

What do you call a frog that crosses the road, jumps in a puddle,
and crosses the road again? A dirty double-crosser!

Why are frogs looking forward to 2004?
It will be a Leap Year!

Why did the frog cross the road?
To see what the chicken was doing.

What are frogs' two favorite games?
Hop-Scotch and Croaket

What did the frog order at McDonald's?
French flies and a diet Croak

An older lady was somewhat lonely and decided she needed a pet to
keep her company........ So off to the pet shop she went......

She searched and searched. Nothing seemed to catch her interest,
except this ugly frog...... As she walked by the jar he was in,
she looked and he winked at her......

He whispered , "IM LONELY TOO, BUY ME AND YOU WONT BE SORRY."

The old lady figured....WHAT THE HECK, she hadn't found anything
else.

She bought the frog and put him in the car........

Driving down the road the frog whispered to her "KISS ME AND YOU

A man takes the day off work and
decides to go out golfing.
He is on the second hole when he
notices a frog sitting next to
the green.
He thinks nothing of it and is
about to shoot when he
hears, Ribbit 9 Iron."

The man looks around and doesn't
see anyone. Again, he
hears, "Ribbit 9 Iron." He looks
at the frog and decides to
prove the frog wrong, puts the
club away, and grabs a 9 iron.

Boom!
He hits it 10 inches from the
cup. He is shocked. He says