This fella had owned this large farm for several years.

He had a large pond in the back yard, had it fixed up nice, with picnic
tables, horse shoe courts, a basketball court, etc.

The pond was fixed for swimming when it was built. One evening the old
farmer decided to go down to the pond as he hadn't been there for a
while and look it over. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting
and laughing with glee.

As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny dipping in
his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to

A scientist gets on a train to go to New York. His cabin also has a farmer in it. To pass the time the scientist decides to play a game with the farmer.

"I will ask you a question and if you get it wrong, you have to pay me 1 dollar. Then you ask me a question, and if I get it wrong, you get 10 dollars. You ask me a question first."

The farmer thinks for a while. "I know. What has three legs, takes 10 hours to climb up a palm tree, and 10 seconds to get back down?"

The scientist is confused and thinks long and hard about the question.

An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a very rural area.
Luckily, Farmer Jones came to help with his big strong horse named
Hobo . . .

He hitched ole Hobo up to the car and yelled, "Pull, Nellie, pull!"
Hobo didn't move a muscle... just flicked away a fly with his tail.
Then Jones hollered out, "C'mon, pull, Davey, pull!" Again, ole Hobo
didn't move. Once more the farmer commanded, "Pull, Stetson, pull!"
Nothing from Hobo. Then the farmer nonchalantly said, "Pull, Hobo.
C'mon, boy, pull!" And the horse easily dragged the car up, out of
the ditch.