It is impossible to lick your elbow.

A crocodile can't stick it's tongue out.

A shrimp's heart is in their head.

People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze,
you're heart stops for a mili-second.

In a study of 200,000 ostriches over a period of 80 years, no one
reported a single case where an ostrich buried its head in the sand
(or attempted to do so).

It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.

A pregnant goldfish is called a twit

According to a 1999 survey by the Scott Paper Company:

* You can gauge a person's education by whether they read in the
bathroom.

* More than 2/3 of the people with a master's degree and doctorates
read in the stall.

* Only one in two high school grads read while in the bathroom, and
56 percent of those with college degrees do.

* Fifty four percent of Americans fold their toilet tissue neatly
while 35 percent wad it into a ball before using it.

* Seven percent steal rolls of toilet paper (hotels/motels)