From the State where drink driving is considered a sport,comes a true
story from the Sunshine Coast, Queensland. Recently a routine police
patrol parked outside a local neighbourhood tavern. Late in the
evening the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so intoxicated that
he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the car park for a few
minutes, with the officer quietly observing. After what seemed an
eternity and trying his keys on five vehicles, the man managed to
find his car which he fell into. He was there for a few minutes as

My dad was traveling down a Pennsylvania highway when
he came across a construction zone (imagine that
construction in PA!). He noticed a state trooper in his
rear view mirror so he slowed down to the 45MPH speed
limit in the zone.
Near the end of the construction area,he noticed a large
black object flying towards his vehicle. He felt a slight
bump and saw in his mirror that a large bird (possibly
a turkey or crow) had hit him and was bounced right
into the windshield of the state trooper.