It never ceases to amaze me that many of behaviours that we see
and observe and assume to be natural progressions of our state
of being, are now being medically diagnosed and labeled. Here's
a new "disability" to add to the growing list.

I have recently been diagnosed with AAADD - Age Activated Attention
Deficit Disorder. This is how it goes.....

I decide to wash the car, start toward the garage and notice the
mail on the table.

OK, I'm going to wash the car...

BUT FIRST I'm going to go through the mail. Lay car keys down on desk.